— Happy birthday, Professor Einstein. May we never stop exploring. (via brookhavenlab)
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This is how Theoni V. Aldredge did it: large crystals under the bubbles, to catch the light. (Taken with Instagram)
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— John Ruskin
I have found little that is “good” about human
beings on the whole. In my experience most of
them are trash, no matter whether they publicly
subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none
at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud,
or perhaps even think.
Sigmund Freud
Men are more moral than they think and far more
immoral than they can imagine.
Sigmund Freud
Some people think luxury is the opposite of
poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity.
Coco Chanel
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids
out of the house.
Yogi Berra
I think God’s going to come down and pull
civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so
many memories.
Steven Wright
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes
the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright
Information technology and business are becoming
inextricably interwoven. I don’t think anybody can
talk meaningfully about one without the talking
about the other.
Bill Gates
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just
anything to get people to think. I mean if you can
get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to
actually wake up and think, you’re doing
something.
Jim Morrison
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human
being with the soul of a clown which always forces
me to blow it at the most important moments.
Jim Morrison
I think in art, but especially in films, people are
trying to confirm their own existences.
Jim Morrison
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must
reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always
pleasant.
Helen Keller
I seldom think about my limitations, and they
never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch
of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze
among flowers.
Helen Keller
Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life -
think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the
brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be
full of that idea, and just leave every other idea
alone. This is the way to success.
Swami Vivekananda
I am against nature. I don’t dig nature at all. I think
nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural
things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with
decay.
Bob Dylan
Never think there is anything impossible for the
soul. It is the greatest heresy to think so. If there
is sin, this is the only sin; to say that you are weak,
or others are weak.
Swami Vivekananda
All intelligent thoughts have already been thought;
what is necessary is only to try to think them
again.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I
want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the
books I want to read, and all the friends I want to
see.
John Burroughs
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish
kabobs.
Mitch Hedberg
This is a Korean “Cinderella-type” story. A beautiful
young girl is mistreated by her ugly step-mother
and her ugly step-sister.
A long, long time ago, there were two sisters. The
older sister’s name was Kongi and the younger
sister’s name was Potgi. Kongi had a stepmother.
The stepmother and Potgi disliked Kongi because
she was so beautiful and kind; she was a lovely
person.
Potgi was very ugly; she was also a greedy and
selfish person. The stepmother and Potgi always
made Kongi do house chores, but she never
complained about that.
One day, a rich, young man held a party to look for
a girl to be his bride. All of the young girls were
invited to the party, but Kongi couldn’t go because
the stepmother ordered her to stay home and do
house chores and told her not to go there.
While Kongi was doing the house chores, a frog
appeared in front of her. The frog did all the house
chores for her, so despite the stepmother’s orders,
she attended the party.
As soon as the young man saw her, he fell in love
with her. He wanted to know more about her, but
she left the party because she had to get back
home before her stepmother came back home.
Leaving the party hurriedly, she lost her rubber
shoe. When it came off and she lost it, they young
man picked it up. He was able to find the beautiful
Kongi because of her rubber shoe. They got
married and lived happily ever after.
Cara Ngebedain Setan Beneran atau Gadungan
Waktu Jurit Malam
Jurit malam itu biasanya jadi agenda paling seru
waktu LDKS atau Ospek. Ngelihat setan udah biasa
waktu acara ini berlangsung, tapi masalahnya
gimana cara bedain itu setan beneran atau bukan?
Ini dia NYUNYU kasih tahu:
1. Lakukan Kontak FisikBelajar dari berita, Pak
Satpam yang itu nendang suster ngesot dan jadi
ketahuan itu suster ngesot gadungan. Tapi
sebaiknya kamu nggak sekejam itu, masih
mending kalo itu setan beneran, coba kalo senior?
Bisa dihukum abis-abisan kamu. Contohnya kasih
pelukan.
2. Arahkan Senter ke DiaSetan kan harusnya
takut cahaya. Kalo pas abis kamu senterin dia diem
aja, berarti itu setan gadungan.
3. Jadi Setan JugaSetan nggak akan menyakiti
setan lainnya. Kalo kamu jadi setan, otomatis setan
itu nggak akan nyakitin kamu, malah mungkin
bakal ngajak kenalan. Kalo itu senior kamu, malah
dia yang jadi ketakutan.
4. Kasih DuitManusia mana sih yang nggak doyan
duit? Coba kamu kasih duit ke dia, kalo nerima
dengan senang hati berarti dia manusia, kecuali
setan jaman sekarang udah doyan duit juga.
Cara Ngebedain Setan Beneran atau Gadungan
Waktu Jurit Malam
Jurit malam itu biasanya jadi agenda paling seru
waktu LDKS atau Ospek. Ngelihat setan udah biasa
waktu acara ini berlangsung, tapi masalahnya
gimana cara bedain itu setan beneran atau bukan?
Ini dia NYUNYU kasih tahu:
1. Lakukan Kontak FisikBelajar dari berita, Pak
Satpam yang itu nendang suster ngesot dan jadi
ketahuan itu suster ngesot gadungan. Tapi
sebaiknya kamu nggak sekejam itu, masih
mending kalo itu setan beneran, coba kalo senior?
Bisa dihukum abis-abisan kamu. Contohnya kasih
pelukan.
2. Arahkan Senter ke DiaSetan kan harusnya
takut cahaya. Kalo pas abis kamu senterin dia diem
aja, berarti itu setan gadungan.
3. Jadi Setan JugaSetan nggak akan menyakiti
setan lainnya. Kalo kamu jadi setan, otomatis setan
itu nggak akan nyakitin kamu, malah mungkin
bakal ngajak kenalan. Kalo itu senior kamu, malah
dia yang jadi ketakutan.
4. Kasih DuitManusia mana sih yang nggak doyan
duit? Coba kamu kasih duit ke dia, kalo nerima
dengan senang hati berarti dia manusia, kecuali
setan jaman sekarang udah doyan duit juga.
— Dr.Maoshing Ni)
I LOVE DETECTIVE CONAN. I swear! but sometimes it make me bored because the episode that so long. But I still love it, no worries.
